Real analysts · Not AI
Fantasy Football Roster Review
Get your dynasty or redraft roster reviewed by a real fantasy football analyst. A full breakdown of your strengths, weaknesses, and the exact moves to make next — delivered in a private chat where you can ask follow-up questions.
No account needed — check out as a guest
Pick the analyst that fits your style
Every review is written by a real person who actually looks at your league.
DadOld-School WisdomDecades of watching the game. The eye test, gut instincts, and isn't afraid to tell you your roster stinks.
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SnoogChill & RealLaid back but locked in. Cuts through the noise and gives you straight-up advice without overthinking it.
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BootDynasty DegenerateLives and breathes trades, rookie picks, and bold takes. Pure dynasty energy with zero filter.
Get a review from Boot →Full roster review $50 · quick trade questions from $0.99· live & 1-on-1 sessions available
A real analyst, not a bot
Three creators with three different styles read your actual roster and league settings. No AI-generated filler — every review is written for your team.
The full breakdown
Positional strengths and weaknesses, buy and sell candidates, contention-window honesty, and the strategy to follow for the rest of the season and beyond.
Private chat with follow-ups
Your review lands in a private thread with your analyst. Ask follow-up questions about trades, waiver moves, or the plan — it's a conversation, not a PDF.
Pay per review — no subscription
One flat price, no account required, no recurring charge. Connect your Sleeper league or enter your roster manually — dynasty and redraft both welcome.
How it works
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Pick your analyst
Dad, Snoog, or Boot — each brings a different perspective to your roster.
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Tell us about your league
Connect your Sleeper league in one tap or enter your settings manually — format, scoring, TE premium, league size.
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Check out as a guest
Pay securely with Stripe. No sign-up form, no subscription — just your email so we can send you the review.
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Get your review and talk it through
Your breakdown arrives in a private chat thread. Read it, push back, and ask follow-ups.
Frequently asked questions
Do I need an account to get a roster review?+
No. You can browse creators, submit your league details, and pay as a guest. We'll email you a secure link to your private review thread — no password, no sign-up form.
How much does a roster review cost?+
A full roster review is $50. Quick trade questions are $0.99, and live options — YouTube live reviews, 1-on-1 Zoom sessions, and draft help — range from $75 to $100. Subscribers get discounts on reviews and questions.
How fast will I get my review?+
Most reviews come back within a couple of days. Live formats — YouTube live and Zoom sessions — are scheduled with your creator through your review thread.
Who actually writes the review?+
A real analyst — Dad, Snoog, or Boot, whoever you pick. Nothing is AI-generated; your creator reads your roster, your league settings, and your situation.
What league formats do you support?+
Dynasty and redraft, 1QB and superflex, TE premium, any scoring. Sleeper leagues connect automatically; any other platform works with manual entry.
Ready for an honest look at your roster?
No account needed — pick a creator and check out as a guest in under a minute.
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